Brittany. 26. dead.
ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

ariturl:

OVEN BAKING. HEAVY BREATHING. DONT GIVE A FUCK IF ITS CARBS THAT  IM EATING.

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ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

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Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
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so for my english class, we had to write these little paragraphs the first day about things we like and things we dislike. we wrote them in this journal thing on our school blackboard site, and I found out today you can see everyone’s. 

after comparing my response to theirs - I have determined that either a. i’m insane and no one has any idea what i’m talking about, or b. some other answer I haven’t come up with yet but hopefully someone else will so I can feel better about myself.

being in school with 19 year olds is hard. 

posted 4 hours ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 1 note

I’m obsessed with wanting to feel again.
With wanting to have passion. With wanting to love. 
I need to connect with someone. I have no relationships. I don’t know how. I thrive off of relationships. I cut myself off from them because of how fucked up I kept making things. Now I have no idea what to do. I need inspiration. I need to live. 

posted 1 week ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 4 notes

jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

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Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

awkward-fallen-angel:

spooniestrong:

electricarc:

view fullsize

Been playing with this concept for a while.

I love this. So much.

this should be posted everywhere

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princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 

reblogged 1 week ago @ 20 Aug 2014 with 124,297 notes via/source

i love too much. 

posted 2 weeks ago @ 11 Aug 2014 with 1 note

lies!